AS TAKING A BATH LIKE A WOMAN.
1. you take off the clothes and you place it in the basket of the dirty laundry according to the tonality of the colors.
2. you walk toward the bathroom with your bathroom robe. If you see to your boyfriend in the road, you cover yourself well the body and salts running toward the bathroom.
3. You stop in front of the mirror and you detail your physique.
You take out the belly to be able to complain but of the fat thing that these.
4. you enter in the bathtub. You look for the towel for the face, the towel for the arms, that of the legs, that of the back and the pumice stone.
5. you wash yourself the hair with aguacate/miel Shampoo with 83 vitamins.
6. you wash the hair with aguacate/miel Shampoo with 83 vitamins again.
7. you throw conditioner of aguacate/miel hair and you leave it to you for 15 min.
8. you wash your face with a peach mixture for 10 min. until the face becomes red.
9. you wash yourself the rest of the body with soap for the body of nuts and strawberries.
10. You take off the conditioner of the body. (This process takes as 10 min. because it is necessary to be sure of taking off the whole conditioner).
11. You shave the armpits and the legs. You consider to shave the area of the bikini, but you decide to depilate yourself it.
12. You scream like a crazy one when your boyfriend waters the garden and it loses pressure the water.
13. You turn off the shower.
14. You slip all the wet parts inside the shower.
15. You leave yourself the shower and you dry off with a towel of the size of Africa.
16. You put on a towel super absorbent in the head.
17. You look at yourself the whole body in search of grains and you attack them with your fingernails or pincers.
18. You return to your room with your long robe.
19. If you see your boyfriend in the road you cover yourself everything and you leave running an hour and a half for the room and raisins getting dressed.
AS TAKING A BATH AS A MAN.
1. you take off all the clothes while these seated one in the bed and you leave it edition in the floor.
2. you leave nude until the bathroom. If you see your girlfriend in the road, you teach him the penis and faces a sound like elephant.
3. you stop in front of the mirror to see your physique. You put the belly. You see yourself the size of the penis in the mirror, you scratch yourself the balls and you smell your hands for it finishes time before taking a bath.
4. you enter in the shower.
5. you don't worry to look for the towels (your you don't use them).
6. you wash your face with blue soap.
7. you shit of the laugh for the high thing that one hears when you throw yourself a fart inside the shower.
8. you wash yourself your private parts and surroundings.
9. you wash yourself the ass and you leave some hair in the soap.
10. You wash yourself the hair with any shampoo. (not to use conditioner).
11. You make yourself a hairstyle " PUNK ".
12. You open the curtain of the shower to see you in the mirror the hairstyle.
13. You urinate yourself inside the shower.
14. You take off the whole shampoo and the soap and you leave yourself immediately the shower. You don't realize that the whole bathroom this wet one because you left the curtain on the outside of the shower.
15. You half dry.
16. You see yourself another time in the mirror. You take out the muscles and you look at yourself the size of the egg.
17. You leave the open curtain and the carpet of the wet bathroom.
18. You leave the light of the bathroom and the lit fan.
19. You return to your room with a towel in the waist. If time to your novia/esposa in the road you take off the cloth, you teach him the tail and you make a sound again like of elephant.
20. You throw the towel wet in the bed and you get dressed in 2 min.
1. you take off the clothes and you place it in the basket of the dirty laundry according to the tonality of the colors.
2. you walk toward the bathroom with your bathroom robe. If you see to your boyfriend in the road, you cover yourself well the body and salts running toward the bathroom.
3. You stop in front of the mirror and you detail your physique.
You take out the belly to be able to complain but of the fat thing that these.
4. you enter in the bathtub. You look for the towel for the face, the towel for the arms, that of the legs, that of the back and the pumice stone.
5. you wash yourself the hair with aguacate/miel Shampoo with 83 vitamins.
6. you wash the hair with aguacate/miel Shampoo with 83 vitamins again.
7. you throw conditioner of aguacate/miel hair and you leave it to you for 15 min.
8. you wash your face with a peach mixture for 10 min. until the face becomes red.
9. you wash yourself the rest of the body with soap for the body of nuts and strawberries.
10. You take off the conditioner of the body. (This process takes as 10 min. because it is necessary to be sure of taking off the whole conditioner).
11. You shave the armpits and the legs. You consider to shave the area of the bikini, but you decide to depilate yourself it.
12. You scream like a crazy one when your boyfriend waters the garden and it loses pressure the water.
13. You turn off the shower.
14. You slip all the wet parts inside the shower.
15. You leave yourself the shower and you dry off with a towel of the size of Africa.
16. You put on a towel super absorbent in the head.
17. You look at yourself the whole body in search of grains and you attack them with your fingernails or pincers.
18. You return to your room with your long robe.
19. If you see your boyfriend in the road you cover yourself everything and you leave running an hour and a half for the room and raisins getting dressed.
AS TAKING A BATH AS A MAN.
1. you take off all the clothes while these seated one in the bed and you leave it edition in the floor.
2. you leave nude until the bathroom. If you see your girlfriend in the road, you teach him the penis and faces a sound like elephant.
3. you stop in front of the mirror to see your physique. You put the belly. You see yourself the size of the penis in the mirror, you scratch yourself the balls and you smell your hands for it finishes time before taking a bath.
4. you enter in the shower.
5. you don't worry to look for the towels (your you don't use them).
6. you wash your face with blue soap.
7. you shit of the laugh for the high thing that one hears when you throw yourself a fart inside the shower.
8. you wash yourself your private parts and surroundings.
9. you wash yourself the ass and you leave some hair in the soap.
10. You wash yourself the hair with any shampoo. (not to use conditioner).
11. You make yourself a hairstyle " PUNK ".
12. You open the curtain of the shower to see you in the mirror the hairstyle.
13. You urinate yourself inside the shower.
14. You take off the whole shampoo and the soap and you leave yourself immediately the shower. You don't realize that the whole bathroom this wet one because you left the curtain on the outside of the shower.
15. You half dry.
16. You see yourself another time in the mirror. You take out the muscles and you look at yourself the size of the egg.
17. You leave the open curtain and the carpet of the wet bathroom.
18. You leave the light of the bathroom and the lit fan.
19. You return to your room with a towel in the waist. If time to your novia/esposa in the road you take off the cloth, you teach him the tail and you make a sound again like of elephant.
20. You throw the towel wet in the bed and you get dressed in 2 min.
