Showing posts with label laundry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label laundry. Show all posts

12/20/2007

Guinness Feminine Records

Makeup:
The record of not paying attention to the traffic lights while he/she put on makeup the he/she has Ms. Janet Dodson in 1 hr 51 mins 8 seg in the crossing of highways in the center of Preston August 1 1975. Ms. Dodson, piano teacher, he/she was putting on makeup during 212 traffic light cycles, creating a queue of 45 Km.

Parking:
The aparacamiento place but petty utilized with success for a woman was of 20 m, equivalent to 3 normal parking places, by Mrs.Elizabeth Simpkins driving a Vauxhall Nova October 2 1993. The maneuver began at 11.15 in the morning and it was able later to park 50 cm.de the sidewalk 8 hours and 14 minutes. There were petty damages in the buffers of their own car and in in those of the two adjacente cars, as well as two broken lighthouses.

I brake of hand:
The trip but I release completed by a woman with the tossed hand control it was of 504 Km. by Julie Thorn to the steering wheel of a Saab 900 April 2 1987. To the 5 kilometers of the trip Mrs. Thorn began to smell of burnt but continuing the trip tossing fume for the backside wheels. This trip, also got the records of the longest trip completed with the totally open starter and with the on intermittent right.

Laundry:
The record of women's group but big in going committees to the laundry 147 workers of the safe-deposit Social department they possess it in Longbenton. In their annual celebration of Christmas in a night club of Newcastle-upon-tyne October of 1994, 12 Mrs. Beryl Crabtree you rises to go to the laundry and forthwith it was continued by other 146 wizards to the party. Moving like a mass, the group enters in the laundry at 9.52 in the afternoon and, after to wait to that all ended up, they exitted 2 hours and 37 minutes but late.

Gossip:
February of 1992, 18 Joyce Blatherwick, friend of Agnes becomes intimate Banbury, I comment it in the but strict confidentiality during a visit to take the you that she was having an adventure with the butcher.After Mrs. Blatherwick leaves at 2:10 in the afternoon, Mrs.Banbury began forthwith to be it to everybody, making them swear that they would not count it to anybody. Toward 2.30 in the afternoon, it had counted it to 128 people. Toward 2.50 o'clock, they were already 372 and on 4.00 2.774 people they knew the adventure, including the amateur local group of theater, some circles, a replete bus of American tourists and the butcher's woman. When a tired Mrs. Banbury went to bed at 11:55 o'clock that night, the adventure of Mrs. Blatherwick was known by 75.338 people, enough to fill the stadium of Wembley.

Spread:
The record of wornout time doubting in a store was of 12 days, between August 21 and September of 1995, 2 for Sandra Wilks in the store of Dorothy Perkins in Birmingham. Mrs. Wilks enters in the store one Saturday in the morning and it was not able to choose practically same dresses that were in reductions between two. After one hour, his husband, sat down on a seat in the fitting room supporting the head in the hands, said it that he bought both. At the end, Mrs. Wilks buys one for 12.99 and it returned to the up-to-date following store to change it for the other one.
Until today it has not still put it to him. Mrs. Wilks also possesses the record of time looking at a window, set forth when September 12 1995 were without moving looking at a pair of shoes of a window during 3 weeks and two days before returning home.

Reductions:
The record of wounded women while they fought to enter to a store in reductions it is of 98, in February of 1991. When the gates of the store opened up at 10 in the morning, the initial fight to enter first you collection 16 lives, and 25 lives but squeezed in the first shelf.
The setting in sale of dresses to 10 pennies ends in a melee to great scale that I am in the lost of other 18 lives.
Other 39 women died as consequence of a pitched battle caused to procure panties to 5 pennies.

To speak:
Mrs. Mary Caterham Mrs. Marjorie Steele sat down in the kitchen and they spoke on he/she swims in particular uninterruptedly during four and a half months, from May of 1978, 1 resting alone to take coffee, pastries and to go to the service. During this whole time, no information was swapped and of course none of two o'clock learned anything of the other one. The record outdoors Mrs maintains it. Vera Etherington and their neighboring Mrs. Dolly Booth, which were speaking through the barrier of their garden between November 11 1983 and January of 1984, 12 in an I interact unconscious during almost 62 days, until Mrs. Booth reminds that he/she had left the water of the opened bathroom.

Cinema:
The record of time that a woman has been doing a movie with her husband without asking a stupid question on the movie was gotten October of 1990, 28 when Mrs. Ethel Brunswick sat down in the cinema with its husband to see 'The Ipcress File.' He/she was looking at the movie in silence during 2 minutes 42 seconds, before asking: "That is good or bad, that, the one that takes glasses." Therewith it did break their own record settled down in 1962 when I wait 2 minutes and 38 seconds of the movie "Squadron 633" before asking?"Is a movie of war?"

To speak:
A woman of Oxfordshire today had been able to be first o'clock in breaking the barrier of the 30 followed minutes saying a single sentence without taking encouragement. Mrs. Mavis Sommers, of 48 anuses, destruction the old record of 23 minutes when he/she explained very excited to their neighbor a discussion that had had with their butcher. It was able to be 32 minutes and 12 seconds speaking without catching air, before to become blue and to suffer a collapse.
It was taken to a hospital and given of high but it takes after being submitted to diverse checkups. In the height of their locution I reach the incredible figure of 680 words per minute, repeating the main points of their history 114 times.

11/29/2007

As the women and the men they take a shower

AS TAKING A BATH LIKE A WOMAN.
1. you take off the clothes and you place it in the basket of the dirty laundry according to the tonality of the colors.

2. you walk toward the bathroom with your bathroom robe. If you see to your boyfriend in the road, you cover yourself well the body and salts running toward the bathroom.
3. You stop in front of the mirror and you detail your physique.
You take out the belly to be able to complain but of the fat thing that these.
4. you enter in the bathtub. You look for the towel for the face, the towel for the arms, that of the legs, that of the back and the pumice stone.
5. you wash yourself the hair with aguacate/miel Shampoo with 83 vitamins.
6. you wash the hair with aguacate/miel Shampoo with 83 vitamins again.
7. you throw conditioner of aguacate/miel hair and you leave it to you for 15 min.
8. you wash your face with a peach mixture for 10 min. until the face becomes red.
9. you wash yourself the rest of the body with soap for the body of nuts and strawberries.
10. You take off the conditioner of the body. (This process takes as 10 min. because it is necessary to be sure of taking off the whole conditioner).
11. You shave the armpits and the legs. You consider to shave the area of the bikini, but you decide to depilate yourself it.
12. You scream like a crazy one when your boyfriend waters the garden and it loses pressure the water.
13. You turn off the shower.
14. You slip all the wet parts inside the shower.
15. You leave yourself the shower and you dry off with a towel of the size of Africa.
16. You put on a towel super absorbent in the head.
17. You look at yourself the whole body in search of grains and you attack them with your fingernails or pincers.
18. You return to your room with your long robe.
19. If you see your boyfriend in the road you cover yourself everything and you leave running an hour and a half for the room and raisins getting dressed.
AS TAKING A BATH AS A MAN.
1. you take off all the clothes while these seated one in the bed and you leave it edition in the floor.
2. you leave nude until the bathroom. If you see your girlfriend in the road, you teach him the penis and faces a sound like elephant.
3. you stop in front of the mirror to see your physique. You put the belly. You see yourself the size of the penis in the mirror, you scratch yourself the balls and you smell your hands for it finishes time before taking a bath.
4. you enter in the shower.
5. you don't worry to look for the towels (your you don't use them).
6. you wash your face with blue soap.
7. you shit of the laugh for the high thing that one hears when you throw yourself a fart inside the shower.
8. you wash yourself your private parts and surroundings.
9. you wash yourself the ass and you leave some hair in the soap.
10. You wash yourself the hair with any shampoo. (not to use conditioner).
11. You make yourself a hairstyle " PUNK ".
12. You open the curtain of the shower to see you in the mirror the hairstyle.
13. You urinate yourself inside the shower.
14. You take off the whole shampoo and the soap and you leave yourself immediately the shower. You don't realize that the whole bathroom this wet one because you left the curtain on the outside of the shower.
15. You half dry.
16. You see yourself another time in the mirror. You take out the muscles and you look at yourself the size of the egg.
17. You leave the open curtain and the carpet of the wet bathroom.
18. You leave the light of the bathroom and the lit fan.
19. You return to your room with a towel in the waist. If time to your novia/esposa in the road you take off the cloth, you teach him the tail and you make a sound again like of elephant.
20. You throw the towel wet in the bed and you get dressed in 2 min.